Whatever la....

Setting: In a restaurant (or a cafe, kopitiam, hawker centre, mamak.. whichever that u prefer..)

Waiter: Hello, may i take your order please?

(if it is in a kopitiam or at mamak--- Aaa.. drink what?)

Customer: Er.. what do you have?

Waiter: We have bla bla bla yada yada yada bla bla and yada yada....(goes on and on for 10 min utes liddat)

Customer: Oh, then can I have er.. ice lamon tea (no typo there, it is lamon, not lemon)

Waiter: One ice lemon tea? Anything else?

Customer: Er..wait.. cancel the ice lamon tea. i think i'll have whatever.

Waiter: Sorry, can you please repeat?

Customer: Whatever.

Waiter: Er...are you sure?

Customer: (Irritated) Yes! Whatever! Just give me whatever!

Waiter: Yes, miss..

....3 minutes later....

Waiter:Miss, your drink. (puts a glass of the most expensive drink on the menu since the customer asked for whatever)

Customer: Wait a minute. What's this?

Waiter: Oh, this is yada yada bla bla bla.

Customer: But i didnt order this. I asked for whatever!

Waiter: Ya, u asked for whatever, so i made the decision for you *smiles*

Customer: Ya, i asked for whatever, so give me whatever!! Why are you giving me this!?

Waiter: Huh? You said whatever, so i gave you whatever...

Customer: Yeah.. but you should give me whatever, not this!!!

Waiter:But.. but.. but...

Customer: No buts! Get me whatever or get me your manager!! YOU CHOOSE!!

Waiter: *blanks*

I want whatever....

So cool rite? Whatever. It comes in six different flavors. And you will not know what flavor is your drink until you pop it open and glug glug glug or sip sip sip.

Good for the indecisive and those who lurve surprises.

Too bad you can't get this in Malaysia.

PoayLing's friend got this from Singapore.

PS: Anything oso got.. so next time u go to coffeshop in Singapore, ask for Anything or Whatever!

On a Monday afternoon

You thought that i'm fine...
but the truth is that I'm pretending that everything is great...
You saw the smiling and happy me...
but the truth is that I'm hiding the smiles and the happiness behind a masked face..


"I'm strong on the surface,
not all the way through.
I've never been perfect,
but neither have you"

I need more sleep!!!

I only sleep for about 5 hours a day!!!

I cant believe it!!!
Previously, i had to sleep 10 hours a day.. Even with 8 hours of sleep i can still be moody..
Now, i have to survive with 5 hours of sleep a day! WTF! Being a teacher is sooooooo... not fun!


Summore tomorrow have to work! Saturday! SATURDAY!!!
Have to wake up at 5.30am..ZZzzzz haih!





ZZZZzzzz...
Im beginning to look more and more like a panda....

I want a puppy

When i was at home the previous semester break, i had this conversation with my family.

It all happened one night after dinner and we ( my dad, mum, ahboyand I)were watching TV.

Me: boy ar, i think ar.. after i graduate rite, when i come back to kuching, i wan to get a puppy...
Boy: Really ar? what kind of puppy? ma sure dont let. Papa wan to get long time ago but mummy dun wan. she said mafan!
Me: Yalor.. but i still wan to get wor...
Boy: (suddenly) Ma, Pa, che che said she wan to get a puppy when she graduate.
Ma: What for? who's going to take care of the puppy?
Me: (ignore ma and keep on talking) i wan a maltese, the white white fluffy fluffy cute cute one..
Boy: HAHAHa.. then u put ribbon on the puppy's head rite?
Pa: if you have the money go get la...
Ma: dun wan la.. later the puppy simply pee and shit
Me: No, we teach the puppy to go toilet!
Ma:Go toilet oso shit on the floor only. have to wash oso.
Boy: We teach the puppy to use the toilet bowl and we teach him to flush oso!
Me and Boy: HAHAHAHA (keep on laughing for 5 minute)

*****quiet for a while*****

Boy: What if it fell into the toilet bowl and got flushed away. u know la, puppy very small leh....


When i came back to PJ.

One day, with a damn serious face, i talked to Angela and PoayLing...

Me: U know, after i graduate rite...
Angela and PoyLing: Yeah.. what you wan to do.. go abck to Kuching or stay here?
Me: Actually rite, what i wan to say is that, ater i graduate, i wan to get a puppy!
Angela and PoayLing: *faints* HAHAHAHAHA
Angela: la... i thought you have some very big plan after graduate.. ceh..
Me: Getting a puppy not a very big plan meh???


THE END

Depressed....

Depressed doggy found on the street...





Somehow, i feel very the connected with this doggy...

Only two weeks i can tolerate no more!!!


Vocab of the day:
BORE
verb- to make somebody feel bored
noun-a peron who is very boring

1. Teaching is a boring job.
2. Cheezable can no longer tolerate the boredom of being a teacher.
3. The students feel bored in Cheezable's class.

LOL

Below is actually an email i received from a friend..


If you are a Sarawakian, i bet that u will LOL!!


IGNORANT fella asking STOOOPID questions about SARAWAK.


This is the Sarawak flag





our symbol, hornbill bird-bird





Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A: See this?





Everyone Can Fly. wtf



Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. And i use lift to go up to my house.




my house


Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: SESCO, mind you.


SESCO building in Kuching
do we have electricity??!!


Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: I use BUS


Miri Airport

do we have airport?!

Kuching International Airport

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: Serious SHIT! You're one hell of a stupid idiot! F8CK YOU.

Go la. Use your fucking bus to cross South China Sea



Q: Over there got what car?
A: View below




which car you want? WTF


Q: Got road or not?
A: Shits. WTF





do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..


Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You fail Geography ka?


Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography


Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!?




Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?



our CHIEF MINISTER

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, YOU BASTARD?


Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No. Actually wee used Barter System. WTF!



*Please excuse Cheezable for using such vulgar language*

Bubuy..

I'm sooooo in lurve with Mariah Carey's Bye Bye... both the original version and also the remix version...
I can listen to it over and over and over and over again!!!
Whenever i hear the song, memories of loved ones who left me flood back into my mind...

"You never got a chance to see how good I've done
And you never got to see me back at number one
I wish that you were here to celebrate together
I wish that we could spend the holidays together
I remember when you used to tuck me in at night
With the teddy bear you gave me that I held so tight
I thought you were so strong you'd make it through whatever
It's so hard to accept the fact
You're gone forever"


Yesterday, i taught a poem about death in class. And i told my students my experience attending funerals. So, i told them about my grandfather's funeral. The first 30 seconds of my story went quite well. They listened attentively to my story. After the 30 seconds... i realized i'm gonna cry! Shit. I can't possibly cry in front of my students! I'm not sure if they realize it, because i think my voice changed. But i caught their atention with my story, hehe..

They surprised me today though..
4G was very obedient and behave well beyond my expectation.
Im so happy with their performance today!! :)

Perhaps it is because of the prizegiving thing..
hmm.. must get them something good to motivate them..

Don't cry after you listen to this song ok....

Zzzzz....

At last, Saturday is here...OMG never felt so happy before!!
I managed to sleep for 1o HOURS last nite.
Bliss *smile dreamily*

Since Monday, I have only been sleeping for 5 or 6 hours only... dead tired and moody..
Well, i guess i have to get use to it fot the next 9 weeks..

oh ya, 1 week down, 9 more weeks to go! yipee.

2moro i have to go to Bukit Jalil for the Cheer 2008!
So, i'm torn between these two-----------

**positive attitude= yay! can go n support our school, see them perform, and get to know the students

**Negative attitude= hve to work on sunday!!! and from morning till evening -_-


anyway, i will start teaching officially on monday. Yeah, some of the students are very challenging and naughty, but i believe i can handle them.. Kinda like them actually :)

PS: went to Pyramid yesterday after school and found a shirt that i've been looking for the past few months.. Hehe. Damn happy.

What KLites really think of Kuching.

Last month, a few friends came to Kuching for holiday and they were amazed at many thing that we have in kuching that they don't have it in KL.

Check this out ......

http://juaynjade.blogspot.com/2008/06/cat-kucing-kuching.html


By the way, i started teaching as a trainee teacher in a school in Subang USJ two days ago and is in the process of turning crazy!

A place I call home

I've been staying away from home for the past 3 years. And in that 3 years, my housemates and friends have had enough of me wailing "I wanna go hoooommmmeeee.....", "I miss hooooommmeeee". Hehe, guess i've grew out of it. I'm beginning to see the apartment i share with 7 other gorgeous-ses as my second home.
Although it is not as well-equipped as my home, but it is a place where i learnt the art of sharing, perseverance and not to mention responsibility.

Having grew up in a small family (Mom, Dad, Me, and Bro), I would say i'm overly pampered at home. I don't have to do house chores, and meals would be waiting for me on the dining table when it is mealtime. But in PJ, i have to do everything by myself, which i think is a good thing. I even cooked my very first decent meal here(not maggi mee meal)(Damn proud of myself!)

Living with seven gorgeous-ses is definitely not easy. Especially when we we all are rushing for classes early in the morning. (u know la, have to queue for the bathroom and fight for the big mirror to pan-leng-leng). Of coz, there are times when we argue about daily duties and unwashed dishes and so on...

The fun part of living together...
*bbq at the swimming pool
*pizza parties
*Alcohol parties where we drink ourself silly

One more year before we move out, going on our separate ways...
gonna miss u guys!!

Countdown to...

teaching practice!
4 more days to go before reporting officially as a trainee teacher! *gasp*
Part of me is looking forward to teach in school, but the other part is dreading it.
The idea of having more than 20 pair of teenage eyes staring back at me while I stand in front of the class send chills down my spine... trust me.. it is not a very comfortable feeling..

however, i think both my partner Ling and I are very lucky..
Before the sem break started, Prof G told us that we are going to La Salle Klang to teach. OMG! the first few thing that comes to our mind was "how r we gonna go to Klang?", "move to Klang?", what about our rent in PJ?", "i can't afford to rent two places at the same time!"

Then, during the sem break, i called Prof G to ask if there are other schools nearer to PJ which would want another two trainees. Her reply was short "You have no other choice but to go to Klang." 5 seconds after that, i called Ling, and told her what happened, and we are planning to ask friends if they know of anyone who wants to rent out rooms in Klang.

That very afternoon, i received a call from Prof G! Good news! Seafield USJ is available. Do we want to go there? OF COZ we want to go!

So, now the only thing to worry about is how to get to the school early in the morning.
Option 1# carpool with other TESLians who are going to USJ area as well
Option2# taxi

A few weeks later, we received this good news..
Joan and Jeneft are also going to the same school! Yay!
And not only that,all four of us are gonna teach the morning session.
And with more people in one school, discussion on lessons will be much easier..