Friday, July 18, 2008

LOL

Below is actually an email i received from a friend..


If you are a Sarawakian, i bet that u will LOL!!


IGNORANT fella asking STOOOPID questions about SARAWAK.


This is the Sarawak flag





our symbol, hornbill bird-bird





Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A: See this?





Everyone Can Fly. wtf



Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. And i use lift to go up to my house.




my house


Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: SESCO, mind you.


SESCO building in Kuching
do we have electricity??!!



Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: I use BUS


Miri Airport

do we have airport?!


Kuching International Airport

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: Serious SHIT! You're one hell of a stupid idiot! F8CK YOU.

Go la. Use your fucking bus to cross South China Sea



Q: Over there got what car?
A: View below




which car you want? WTF


Q: Got road or not?
A: Shits. WTF





do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..


Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You fail Geography ka?


Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography


Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!?




Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?



our CHIEF MINISTER

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, YOU BASTARD?


Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No. Actually wee used Barter System. WTF!



*Please excuse Cheezable for using such vulgar language*

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