Whatever la....

Setting: In a restaurant (or a cafe, kopitiam, hawker centre, mamak.. whichever that u prefer..)

Waiter: Hello, may i take your order please?

(if it is in a kopitiam or at mamak--- Aaa.. drink what?)

Customer: Er.. what do you have?

Waiter: We have bla bla bla yada yada yada bla bla and yada yada....(goes on and on for 10 min utes liddat)

Customer: Oh, then can I have er.. ice lamon tea (no typo there, it is lamon, not lemon)

Waiter: One ice lemon tea? Anything else?

Customer: Er..wait.. cancel the ice lamon tea. i think i'll have whatever.

Waiter: Sorry, can you please repeat?

Customer: Whatever.

Waiter: Er...are you sure?

Customer: (Irritated) Yes! Whatever! Just give me whatever!

Waiter: Yes, miss..

....3 minutes later....

Waiter:Miss, your drink. (puts a glass of the most expensive drink on the menu since the customer asked for whatever)

Customer: Wait a minute. What's this?

Waiter: Oh, this is yada yada bla bla bla.

Customer: But i didnt order this. I asked for whatever!

Waiter: Ya, u asked for whatever, so i made the decision for you *smiles*

Customer: Ya, i asked for whatever, so give me whatever!! Why are you giving me this!?

Waiter: Huh? You said whatever, so i gave you whatever...

Customer: Yeah.. but you should give me whatever, not this!!!

Waiter:But.. but.. but...

Customer: No buts! Get me whatever or get me your manager!! YOU CHOOSE!!

Waiter: *blanks*

I want whatever....

So cool rite? Whatever. It comes in six different flavors. And you will not know what flavor is your drink until you pop it open and glug glug glug or sip sip sip.

Good for the indecisive and those who lurve surprises.

Too bad you can't get this in Malaysia.

PoayLing's friend got this from Singapore.

PS: Anything oso got.. so next time u go to coffeshop in Singapore, ask for Anything or Whatever!