When i was at home the previous semester break, i had this conversation with my family.
It all happened one night after dinner and we ( my dad, mum, ahboyand I)were watching TV.
Me: boy ar, i think ar.. after i graduate rite, when i come back to kuching, i wan to get a puppy...
Boy: Really ar? what kind of puppy? ma sure dont let. Papa wan to get long time ago but mummy dun wan. she said mafan!
Me: Yalor.. but i still wan to get wor...
Boy: (suddenly) Ma, Pa, che che said she wan to get a puppy when she graduate.
Ma: What for? who's going to take care of the puppy?
Me: (ignore ma and keep on talking) i wan a maltese, the white white fluffy fluffy cute cute one..
Boy: HAHAHa.. then u put ribbon on the puppy's head rite?
Pa: if you have the money go get la...
Ma: dun wan la.. later the puppy simply pee and shit
Me: No, we teach the puppy to go toilet!
Ma:Go toilet oso shit on the floor only. have to wash oso.
Boy: We teach the puppy to use the toilet bowl and we teach him to flush oso!
Me and Boy: HAHAHAHA (keep on laughing for 5 minute)
*****quiet for a while*****
Boy: What if it fell into the toilet bowl and got flushed away. u know la, puppy very small leh....
When i came back to PJ.
One day, with a damn serious face, i talked to Angela and PoayLing...
Me: U know, after i graduate rite...
Angela and PoyLing: Yeah.. what you wan to do.. go abck to Kuching or stay here?
Me: Actually rite, what i wan to say is that, ater i graduate, i wan to get a puppy!
Angela and PoayLing: *faints* HAHAHAHAHA
Angela: la... i thought you have some very big plan after graduate.. ceh..
Me: Getting a puppy not a very big plan meh???
THE END
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