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Watching Tv with stuffed toys......
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
FMyLife
Think your life is miserable?
Think luck is not on your side?
Think your life is fucked up?
Check these out...
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML
Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML
My favourite:
Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML
I've been addicted to it since I found out about this site from Suet Li.
I know la it is bad to laugh at people's misfortune or badluck but sometimes it just makes you think hey my life is not so bad afterall.
Read more at http://www.fmylife.com/
Im so lazy right now I dont feel like typing at all.
Think luck is not on your side?
Think your life is fucked up?
Check these out...
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML
Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML
My favourite:
Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML
I've been addicted to it since I found out about this site from Suet Li.
I know la it is bad to laugh at people's misfortune or badluck but sometimes it just makes you think hey my life is not so bad afterall.
Read more at http://www.fmylife.com/
Im so lazy right now I dont feel like typing at all.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Today
1. Weather like crazy these days. Freaking hot. I officially bathe like 5 times a day. (Water bill gonna shoot up like fireworks weeee~) Heard that haze in Klang valley real bad. Poor kawan kawan. Later I fedex some fresh air to you guys k. It was crazily hot just now so I went to take a bath and when I came out from the bathroom it was pouring cats and dogs O_o. Sheesh.. like a woman's mood liddat.
2. Cooked pasta for lunch! Again! Mushroom and Sausage Carbonara. I should seriously hook up with Italian. 3rd time having Italian food d this week. If pizza count la. Die, if I eat too much Italian food, I'll hate I then I won't go to Italiannies anymore??? Cannot!
3. I'm spending most of my time on FB now. FB quizzes are damn entertaining. If I'm not online then I'm probably a part time driver driving people around or a part time housewife cleaning the house.
4. Gonna start my inhumane manual labour next week. Cannot play play laze around faceboking and cooking pasta anymore. Sigh.. Working from 8am to 5pm. WTF have to wake up at 6am. About 1 hour to get ready and 1 hour to reach Pending. The thought of it makes me wanna pengsan. Somemore no eatery near the place :( Eat what wor during lunch time?
5. Why are my boxes not here yet? Why oh why? All my stuffs are inside. I need my shoes, my bags and clothes!! Aiyo... Can't afford to buy new ones la. Must save!!! Die Die oso cannot spend on unnecessary things hmph.
6. My hair super long already. Got split ends here and there. I want to cut it. And dye it. Eh.. but have to save money:( how ar?
7. I'm craving Korean food now.
8. Went to the mall yesterday and saw some gorgeous clothes.. sigh.. must tahan, must MUST!!!!
9. That's all.
2. Cooked pasta for lunch! Again! Mushroom and Sausage Carbonara. I should seriously hook up with Italian. 3rd time having Italian food d this week. If pizza count la. Die, if I eat too much Italian food, I'll hate I then I won't go to Italiannies anymore??? Cannot!
3. I'm spending most of my time on FB now. FB quizzes are damn entertaining. If I'm not online then I'm probably a part time driver driving people around or a part time housewife cleaning the house.
4. Gonna start my inhumane manual labour next week. Cannot play play laze around faceboking and cooking pasta anymore. Sigh.. Working from 8am to 5pm. WTF have to wake up at 6am. About 1 hour to get ready and 1 hour to reach Pending. The thought of it makes me wanna pengsan. Somemore no eatery near the place :( Eat what wor during lunch time?
5. Why are my boxes not here yet? Why oh why? All my stuffs are inside. I need my shoes, my bags and clothes!! Aiyo... Can't afford to buy new ones la. Must save!!! Die Die oso cannot spend on unnecessary things hmph.
6. My hair super long already. Got split ends here and there. I want to cut it. And dye it. Eh.. but have to save money:( how ar?
7. I'm craving Korean food now.
8. Went to the mall yesterday and saw some gorgeous clothes.. sigh.. must tahan, must MUST!!!!
9. That's all.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Jeng Jeng Jeng
I got it... finally..
well, better late than never right?
and better something than nothing.
well, better late than never right?
and better something than nothing.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The other thought
I hate second thought. I hate it when I have something planned and I am so happy with it then poof something happen and I have to give my plan a second thought.
Maybe I should...
Maybe I ought to...
Would it be better if I....
It makes me feel insecure. It makes me feel powerless. It makes me feel stupid. Not that my first decision is always the right one.
Yeah, sometimes I am very impulsive, sometimes I can spend a decade thinking about what to do, which decision to make. But most of the time I am impulsive. And trust me that is freaking not good. Why? Coz after I've made my impulsive decision, I regret. It had happened again and again and stupid me does not seem to understand the saying "Once bitten twice shy". I think, I decide, I act, then I regret. WTF
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I don't want to change my opinion and decision just like that. I want to be consistent.
Go away second thought. Shoo.
Maybe I should...
Maybe I ought to...
Would it be better if I....
It makes me feel insecure. It makes me feel powerless. It makes me feel stupid. Not that my first decision is always the right one.
Yeah, sometimes I am very impulsive, sometimes I can spend a decade thinking about what to do, which decision to make. But most of the time I am impulsive. And trust me that is freaking not good. Why? Coz after I've made my impulsive decision, I regret. It had happened again and again and stupid me does not seem to understand the saying "Once bitten twice shy". I think, I decide, I act, then I regret. WTF
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I don't want to change my opinion and decision just like that. I want to be consistent.
Go away second thought. Shoo.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Vacancy
Sugar Daddy/ Rich Boyfriend
Responsibilities:
-Provide unlimited cash
-Be accountable in providing and paying for credit cards (gold, platinum or equivalent), car and house
-Plan and coordinates expensive romantic dinners and holiday getaways (ex: Rome, Paris, Korea etc)
-Able to wine and dine at posh restaurants in the city
-Responsible for calling and SMSing the girlfriend/ sugarbaby everyday
-Buy expensive gifts for no reason
-Assist the girlfriend in terms of money when it comes to vain-ify herself
-Attend to the girlfriend's various need
-Assists in other tasks
Requirements:
-Age between 25-38 year old male (Older men will be taken into consideration provided that you groom youself well)
-Monthly income RM10,000 and above
-Must look presentable (clean shaven, no beer belly, 175cm and/or above)
- Good taste in fashion (clad in Armani, Versace not Boutique Pasar Malam)
-Must have own transport (preferably something imported, low, sporty and expensive with very high fuel consumption)
-Has good personality, intelligent, able to hold a good conversation
-Excellent verbal and non-verbal communication skill
-Good sense of humour
-Romantic
-Creative
-Possess good time management skills
-Full time position available
Attractive remuneration package will be offered to the right candidate.
Interested applicants are invited to apply through http://cheezybabyblubelle.blogspot.com .
Only shortlisted candidates will be notified.
Responsibilities:
-Provide unlimited cash
-Be accountable in providing and paying for credit cards (gold, platinum or equivalent), car and house
-Plan and coordinates expensive romantic dinners and holiday getaways (ex: Rome, Paris, Korea etc)
-Able to wine and dine at posh restaurants in the city
-Responsible for calling and SMSing the girlfriend/ sugarbaby everyday
-Buy expensive gifts for no reason
-Assist the girlfriend in terms of money when it comes to vain-ify herself
-Attend to the girlfriend's various need
-Assists in other tasks
Requirements:
-Age between 25-38 year old male (Older men will be taken into consideration provided that you groom youself well)
-Monthly income RM10,000 and above
-Must look presentable (clean shaven, no beer belly, 175cm and/or above)
- Good taste in fashion (clad in Armani, Versace not Boutique Pasar Malam)
-Must have own transport (preferably something imported, low, sporty and expensive with very high fuel consumption)
-Has good personality, intelligent, able to hold a good conversation
-Excellent verbal and non-verbal communication skill
-Good sense of humour
-Romantic
-Creative
-Possess good time management skills
-Full time position available
Attractive remuneration package will be offered to the right candidate.
Interested applicants are invited to apply through http://cheezybabyblubelle.blogspot.com .
Only shortlisted candidates will be notified.
A reminder
May brooks and trees and singing hills,
join in the chorus too.
And every gentle wind that blows,
send happiness to you.
It may seem abrubt that I send a blessing message to you,
Just want to tell you things I am learning from the elders.
Take your time to think what you want, what exactly you want to do in your life.
Don't rush in making decision, because it is something you will be working on in a long, long, long time in the future,
Don't campare your life to others. It is your very own life.
Don't be afraid to talk to anyone you wish to. You will be surprised to know they actually understand.
And always remember that in some way or other, you are somebody's angel even if you do not know it.
From Juayn
join in the chorus too.
And every gentle wind that blows,
send happiness to you.
It may seem abrubt that I send a blessing message to you,
Just want to tell you things I am learning from the elders.
Take your time to think what you want, what exactly you want to do in your life.
Don't rush in making decision, because it is something you will be working on in a long, long, long time in the future,
Don't campare your life to others. It is your very own life.
Don't be afraid to talk to anyone you wish to. You will be surprised to know they actually understand.
And always remember that in some way or other, you are somebody's angel even if you do not know it.
From Juayn
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