Of Leprad prinds....

Ms Singapore pleads for forgiveness for credit card fraud conviction?

Ooh..so she she has been buying leprad preens, zepra prinds in Orchard Road while wearing bikinis that BOOMS using illegal card...



In an interview, she said that she started stealing pokemon cards when she was younger because it gave her a sense of satisfaction.
Just hope she doesn't steal the crown la..

updates: she gives up her crown.. phew..

His favourite pastime

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Watching Tv with stuffed toys......

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Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML

My favourite:

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML

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-Able to wine and dine at posh restaurants in the city
-Responsible for calling and SMSing the girlfriend/ sugarbaby everyday
-Buy expensive gifts for no reason
-Assist the girlfriend in terms of money when it comes to vain-ify herself
-Attend to the girlfriend's various need
-Assists in other tasks


Requirements:

-Age between 25-38 year old male (Older men will be taken into consideration provided that you groom youself well)
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-Excellent verbal and non-verbal communication skill
-Good sense of humour
-Romantic
-Creative
-Possess good time management skills
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